Thugs and Criminals

When I first met Dale Peterson while eating a Hardee's Biscuit, I flipped my lid.

Geithnered

When our Treasury Secretary admitted he had never had a real job, I flipped my lid. Nice hire, Obama.

I Hate Mid-Majors

I am flipping my lid on all sportswriters. First there was the expected, but still pathetic, Duke bashing. Now the continued onslaught of "don't call them a mid-major" articles and fluff pieces. Like this one http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/paul_daugherty/03/23/xavier.tourney/index.html?eref=sihp.

Mr. Daugherty, I would like to know a few things. 1. What conference does Xavier play in? 2. Does that conference play football? 3. Does anyone watch that conference on tv? Does anyone care about that conference?

The answer, sir, is no to all above. They don't play football, no one watches that conference, and no one cares. Sir, Xaiver is a mid-major and after they lose this weekend, no one will care about them again.

Not Possible

I flipped my lid when I saw this pic for 2 reasons: 1. no one on Duke can dunk; 2. no one can dunk on Zoo.

Texas = NBA prep squad

I flipped my lid when I read this quote by Texas coach Rick Barnes (aka the anti-Coach K) -

" We would love to win a national championship, but we're not obessessed with it because we're obsessed with these guys trying to live their NBA dream. What's happened to Kevin Durant, LeMarcus Aldridge, and T.J. Ford -- I'd give up a national title for all those guys to live their dream."

Too easy

I just flipped my lid.

100th Post!!!!

Congratulations to us for our 100th Post! To celebrate, we are going to share our personal knowledge that Zoo is dating Marissa Miller. They had their first date over thickburgers.

Fatty Can't Handle the Truth

I flipped my lid when I read that a surgeon finally told some fatty the truth after she couldn't deal with the word diet.

Mini Daddy

When i saw Mini Daddy rap "El Nino Mas Bonito," I flipped my lid.

Don't Call it a Comeback

NBA scouts are flipping their lids. 3 minutes left and Boateng is engineering a massive comeback - ASU is down one.

BTW - Boateng is fluent in Twi and speaks Chinese.

1 minute to go and Cal up 4, despite 13 second half points by Boa.

Its basically over. ASU started chucking 3s and didn't feed Africa. Boykin wins this battle... somewhere Coach K is crying over a tub of ice cream.

THE GAME - Halftime Update

Halftime - I just got back from a dinner and missed the first half, but here is how things stand: Boykin is DOMINATING. He's dropped 13 on Sendek's "great defense" and is leading Cal to a 40-33 lead. Weird but Boykin has no fouls on him, although, I'm sure he's chest bumped, tackled, and injured his teammates.

Homeless Luol has 6 points. A commenter on ESPN, one "archtroll," claims "Boateng is out of control."

I can't wait for the second half. Imagine if Duke still had Boykin and Homeless Man's Luol...

Biggest Game EVER

I have been flipping my lid in anticipation of tonight's matchup between Homeless Man's Luol and Boykins. Obviously we will be posting updates throughout the day, complete with a recap. I'm partial to Boykins, but I imagine Randy is pulling for Homeless Luol.

They Stole My Idea!

I totally flipped my lid when I saw Apple coming out with its Ipad. I had an idea for something like this like 5 years ago. Ask my sister. I called her to see if we could find some programmers in the Silicon Valley who could hook us up with people in India who would get us labor in Sri Lanka to build my Lap-Pad's for cheap.

I'm off to call James Scott Farrin.

Liberals are Terrible at Business

I flipped my lid when I heard that liberal radio company, Air America, went bankrupt.

You Are the Father!

I flipped my lid when Edwards finally admitted to being the father. Somewhere Andrew Young is doing this.

CUT!!!!!!!!

Cut is staying at Duke forever! I am flipping my lid!!!

One word: Plastics

I flipped my lid not when I heard Heidi is addicted to plastic surgery, but that she found another excuse to be on the cover of a magazine.

Doomsday?

All this talk about Cut possibly becoming the Tennessee head coach is making me flip my lid. I need DeCastro to hold a candlelight vigil.

Jealous

Czyz is transferring to Nevada.

McGuire....really??!!

I flipped my lid when I heard that McGuire admitted steriod use....it was so unexpected.

This Facebook Post Made Me Flip my Lid

Will Liles So conflicted; won two natty titles with Bama in my NCAA 2003 10 year dynasty, but won the Heisman and a natty title with the Horns in Race for the Heisman mode in NCAA 2006.

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Will Liles

I'm a fair weather fan for big time football programs, other than winning the natty title with ECU in my 2003 dynasty in year three.

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Badham on the Shore?!

I flipped my lid when I saw that Frat Bro Lil Badham hit the club with the Situation and Snooki.