Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Mega-Shark or Mega-Hit?


When I heard Mega-Shark v. Giant Octopus was the number 8 most viewed trailer of 2009, I flipped my lid.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

A Sick Cat?

I flipped my lid when some lady asked me to move my car between an 18-wheeler and snow bank in the middle of a snowstorm in Asheville, NC so she could get by because she has a sick cat in her car!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Cody


I flipped my lid yesterday when I went to pick up Cody from doggy day care and he was in time-out for playing to0 rough.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Don Chi Chi


I flipped my freaking lid REAL hard when I saw Stinkles facebook profile pic!!!

Acceptable Wine & Cheese Behavior

I flipped my lid when I saw the new appropriate fan behavior list for the Dean Dome, from Page 2:


Situation Unacceptable Borderline Preferred
Carolina player introductions Mere clapping Screaming until formation of vocal fold lesions Rose petals, gently strewn
Missed Carolina shot Disappointed sighing Tepid applause "M-V-P" chant
Made Carolina shot Wild applause Dancing onto court, And 1 Mixtape-style Spontaneous combustion
Encountering Carolina player in person High-five over safety rail Royal curtsy, genuflection Offer of goat, first-born
Fan throwback jersey Joseph Forte Michael Jordan Serge Zwikker
Handmade fan sign References to tears, Delvon Roe Something cute with network call letters Shakespearean love sonnet
Carolina player substitution Appreciative cheering Immediate number retirement Solemn moment of silence for players who have given so much, while we have given so little
Carolina player foul-out/ Booing referee Wailing, gnashing of teeth Repentance, for the Rapture is at hand
Carolina free throw Whispering Breathing Swallowing tennis ball, duct-taping own mouth
Neckwear Anything else Anything else Carolina blue tie

Lying UNC and Selfish Roy



I flipped my lid when I heard UNC claim they kicked the fan out because he was intoxicated, when really, he wasn't.

Monday, December 14, 2009

I made you a liquor drink


I flipped my lid yesterday when I asked a homeless man

if he wanted some food, and he said, "No, I really want a drink."

The worst part about it was that I was going to get him some Hardees.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Smack Bitches - Jersey Addition


When I saw Snookie get treated like Tila Tequila by some Guido, I flipped my lid.

Snookie first made me flip my lid when I heard her ultimate dream “is to move to Jersey, find a nice, juiced, hot, tan guy."

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Best Advice Ever

I flipped my lid when I heard this quote, "Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore."

Double Overhead


It's going off.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Baby Mangino Forever


Baby Mangino is immortal, which makes me flip my lid.

Friday, December 4, 2009

No More Mangino


When I heard Mangino resigned at Kansas, I flipped my lid.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Do you have a leprechaun flute?


Every time I see this sketch of a leprechaun spotted in Mobile, Alabama, I flip my lid.

Is Tiger a Tool?


When I heard Tiger hooked up Jaimie, a GF on Tool Academy, I flipped my lid.

No Jake?


I flipped my lid when I heard Jake, aka "Defender of the The Fresh Biscuit," will not be starting this week.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Beautiful Jersey Shore


It this stunning group of incredible Guidos doesn't make it to television, I am going to flip my lid.

Boateng your my BOY


Everytime I think about how we

let homeless Luol Deng get away, I flip my lid.

Golf is Dangerous


I flipped my lid when I heard Ol' Roy needed shoulder surgery following an intense round of golf.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Call on Me

My GF rocked a leotard to a party. It inspired me to play this video which made me flip my lid

Friday, November 20, 2009

Boykin

When I saw Jamal Boykin put up 14 on the Cuse, I flipped my lid.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Crazy Magnet

When my neighbor called the fire department last night claiming there was a fire in our condo building, when there clearly was no fire, I realized how many crazy women I have lived beside in my life and I flipped my lid.

Stupid Frenchman


When I saw Thierry Henry hand the ball and then assist a goal, which kept Ireland out of the World Cup, I flipped my lid.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Memphis Tiger


When I saw Elliot Williams drop 21 on Kansas, while wearing a Memphis jersey. I flipped my lid.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

New Crocs

As if Crocs weren't ugle enough, I saw a kid at the gym today wearing this stupid new shoes and I flipped my lid

http://www.rei.com/product/783340

Monday, November 16, 2009

Put in Renfree!


When I heard that Sean Renfree was out of the remainder of the year with a knee injury, I FLIPPED my lid.

It's Infectious

I flipped my lid when I convinced my group member to say, "I flipped my lid," when he was bitter about an assigment.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Harrison Barnes

We lost the Number 1 recruit in the country to our biggest rival...I am freakin Flippin my Lid

Friday, November 13, 2009

Dwyane Wade

I flipped my lid when I saw Dwyane Wade dunk on this South American guy.

Acorn, Idiot

I flipped my lid when I found out Acorn sued the government. BTW Acorn, there's no right to funding.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

He Went to Jared!


I just saw my first Jared commercial of the year and flipped my lid.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Just Plain Stupid


When I heard some British liberal called golf balls "humanity's signature litter," I flipped my lid.

Monday, November 9, 2009

Pray for the President


When I read an email from John Cooper the other other day and he mentioned all of the following:


  1. Corruption of Carolina Athletics

  2. The ECU pirates

  3. Praying For Duke

  4. and the return of Republicans to power in 2010

I FLIPPED MY LID


Keepin it real went wrong

When I read that Redick was the "Worst Performer" in the NBA on Sunday, according to ESPN's Daily Dime, I realized that his head was too busy creating lyrics and not concentrating on his game...this caused my lid to flip

Get Real JJ


When the news dropped about Reddick's new album, I flipped my lid




Wednesday, November 4, 2009

This Saturday...


Prepare to have your lid flipped.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

I love Cut

Of course I flipped my lid this weekend when Duke beat UVA for its third straight win and to secure sole possession of second place in the ACC.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Butch Davis


I flipped my lid when I found out Butch Davis makes $2.2 million a year, but has no ACC wins.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Gerald


Flipped, obvi.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Doug, you're my BOY!

When I saw some lazy maintenance staff watching TV in the law student lounge, I thought of Doug, and of course....I flipped my lid.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Emily


When I found out Emily got into Wake med school, I flipped my lid!

Sunday, October 18, 2009

the TAP

When the bartender at the Tap told me she had never watched Rock of Love, I FLIPPED my lid!

Are you Kidding Me?!!!!


Everytime I think about Jake Delhomme, I flip my lid. Through 5 games this year he has 10 interceptions.However he is really making up for it with his 4 TD's this season.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Balloon Boy



Balloon boy's vomit made me flip my lid.

Honey man


Bob and his honey makes me flip my lid.

Nepali Freak


In honor of the fair coming to town, the smallest man in the world made me flip my lid. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article6876941.ece

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Not a Nashville Party

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4y3UjLGpm0&feature=related

After watching this, I flipped my lid.

Thad v. Tebow

Tebow:
2009 STATS

YARDSTOUCHDOWNS

7777

Thad:
2009 STATS

YARDSTOUCHDOWNS

1,60112

I just flipped my lid.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009


When I read that this baby from Colorado was denied health insurance I FLIPEED my lid twice, once because the baby is so awesome and big, and another time because the insurance company is so terrible.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Heisman my A$$


Then I looked at Colt McCoy's (a Heisman hopeful) stats for the year - and this ridiculous photo


RATING: 149.15
YARDS: 1,410
TOUCHDOWNS: 10

and I FLIPPED my lid.


Baller!


When I saw That Lewis's stats this season:

RATING: 142.76
YARDS: 1,601
TD Pass : 12
TD Run: 3
I flipped my LID!

Monday, October 5, 2009

Friday, October 2, 2009

My Boy


Everytime I see this face, I flip my lid.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Star Wars Kid

When they put Star Wars Kid in slow motion, I flipped my lid. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QADsXjb-d24&feature=related

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Sugar Cake


Sugar Cake always makes me flip my lid.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Harris Teeter

When I saw the Teet had buy 2, get 3 free meats and cheeses, I flipped my lid.

Tebow



Seeing Tebow get his lid flipped made me flip my lid.

Cooper's Play Calling

I flipped my lid when Cooper kept screaming for Renfree to play, and then he threw a pick that was taken back for a TD.

Hutton's Pie Crush

When I saw Hutton take a bite of a BBQ sandwich, drop it on the bleachers, then pick it up and resume eating, I flipped my lid.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Desmond Scott

I have a good feeling Desmond Scott is going to make me flip my lid.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Dad Crushing Pie

When I called my Dad last night, and he said "I am walking into Hardee's, let me call you back later,".... I FLIPPED MY LID.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Iraqi LeTarian

When I saw the Iraqi version of LeTarian, I flipped my lid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXXjaSRR_iQ&feature=related

Time Out

When the homeless man told me I couldn't trust the government, I flipped my lid.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

P.U.B.

P.U.B. and Food Lion make me flip my lid.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

W-NBA

I was flipping the channels earlier and saw women playing basketball professionally, which caused me to flip my lid.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Baby Mangino

When I saw Baby Mangino, I flipped my lid harder than my lid has been flipped in a long time.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Obama calls Kayne a Jackass

When I heard Obama called Kayne a jackass, I flipped my lid.

http://www.politico.com/click/stories/0909/did_obama_call_kanye_a_jackass.html

Jake Delhomme 2

When I learned that Jake Delhomme wasn't water-boarded after 11 turnovers in the last 2 games, I flipped my lid.

Jake Delhomme

When I heard Jake Delhomme was still alive and that he was being paid to play football, I flipped my lid.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Hardee's

I had a Hardee's biscuit and I flipped my lid.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

My Antonio

When Tully crashed Antonio's date, I flipped my lid.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

On-Campus Ultimate Frisbee

When I see people on "the quad" playing a heated game of ultimate frisbee, I flip my lid

Megan Wants a Millionaire

When I heard Megan Wants a Millionaire was canceled, I flipped my lid.