Mega-Shark or Mega-Hit?

When I heard Mega-Shark v. Giant Octopus was the number 8 most viewed trailer of 2009, I flipped my lid.

A Sick Cat?

I flipped my lid when some lady asked me to move my car between an 18-wheeler and snow bank in the middle of a snowstorm in Asheville, NC so she could get by because she has a sick cat in her car!

Cody

I flipped my lid yesterday when I went to pick up Cody from doggy day care and he was in time-out for playing to0 rough.

Don Chi Chi

I flipped my freaking lid REAL hard when I saw Stinkles facebook profile pic!!!

Acceptable Wine & Cheese Behavior

I flipped my lid when I saw the new appropriate fan behavior list for the Dean Dome, from Page 2:

Situation	Unacceptable	Borderline	Preferred
Carolina player introductions	Mere clapping	Screaming until formation of vocal fold lesions	Rose petals, gently strewn
Missed Carolina shot	Disappointed sighing	Tepid applause	"M-V-P" chant
Made Carolina shot	Wild applause	Dancing onto court, And 1 Mixtape-style	Spontaneous combustion
Encountering Carolina player in person	High-five over safety rail	Royal curtsy, genuflection	Offer of goat, first-born
Fan throwback jersey	Joseph Forte	Michael Jordan	Serge Zwikker
Handmade fan sign	References to tears, Delvon Roe	Something cute with network call letters	Shakespearean love sonnet
Carolina player substitution	Appreciative cheering	Immediate number retirement	Solemn moment of silence for players who have given so much, while we have given so little
Carolina player foul-out/	Booing referee	Wailing, gnashing of teeth	Repentance, for the Rapture is at hand
Carolina free throw	Whispering	Breathing	Swallowing tennis ball, duct-taping own mouth
Neckwear	Anything else	Anything else	Carolina blue tie

Lying UNC and Selfish Roy

I flipped my lid when I heard UNC claim they kicked the fan out because he was intoxicated, when really, he wasn't.

I made you a liquor drink

I flipped my lid yesterday when I asked a homeless man

if he wanted some food, and he said, "No, I really want a drink."

The worst part about it was that I was going to get him some Hardees.

Smack Bitches - Jersey Addition

When I saw Snookie get treated like Tila Tequila by some Guido, I flipped my lid.

Snookie first made me flip my lid when I heard her ultimate dream “is to move to Jersey, find a nice, juiced, hot, tan guy."

Best Advice Ever

I flipped my lid when I heard this quote, "Never fall in love on the Jersey Shore."

Double Overhead

It's going off.

Baby Mangino Forever

Baby Mangino is immortal, which makes me flip my lid.

No More Mangino

When I heard Mangino resigned at Kansas, I flipped my lid.

Do you have a leprechaun flute?

Every time I see this sketch of a leprechaun spotted in Mobile, Alabama, I flip my lid.

Is Tiger a Tool?

When I heard Tiger hooked up Jaimie, a GF on Tool Academy, I flipped my lid.

No Jake?

I flipped my lid when I heard Jake, aka "Defender of the The Fresh Biscuit," will not be starting this week.